I hope Sherlock season 3 episode one begins with Sherlock appearing to John and being like “I’m home, John. I’m alive. Take me into your arms.” and then John’s just like “Sherlock… it’s been too long. I’ve moved on. I’ve found someone else… someone better…” and then Elementary’s Sherlock emerges from the kitchen with two glasses of red wine and begins to laugh hysterically
10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Disney Parks
More facts on Ultrafacts!
There’s one real skull left??? As in there used to be MORE?!
There are trash cans every 26 feet because that is the most steps someone will take before throwing garbage on the ground.
The magic kingdom park is designed like a hub and spoke so you can efficiently get from one area of the park to the other by crossing through the center.
All the sidewalks are painted red so that when the park is crowded your subconscious can recognize the difference in elevation. That way you don’t trip and get trampled by the crowds.
The cast are swapped out every 10 minutes to prevent heat stroke. They tried making water cooled suits but they caused hypothermia.
petition to crown Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris king and queen of the United States
so this has been the gay agenda all along
Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.
it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence
I’M SO EXCITED FOR SPRING
*BENCH PRESSES A FLOWER*
Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of
god and jesus
Foam and String
Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy
"I’m from Scotland. I’m here with the band I manage."
"What’s the toughest part about managing a band?"
"Making sure they’re on time, and making sure that they’re working on new material."
"Why is that hard?"
"Because they like a bit of drink."
Chris Evans at the “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Press Conference. March 11th, 2014
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
whats perfect about jack harkness is he doesnt hit on everyone because he has low standards he just really thinks everyone is hot
#always remember #no matter who you are #or where you are #or what you think of yourself #captain jack harkness thinks you’re hot #and would most likely #should the oppurtunity present itself #fuck you
hello new followers! and hello again to the old ones who stuck with me!
my name is zach and i run paintdoktahwho! i hadn’t updated the blog in a few months because i’d been dealing with some personal stuff, but i’m feeling up to making new comics again! hella!
this blog runs on my stuff, but also a huge chunk of content comes from your submissions! i can’t guarantee that every submission will make it onto the blog, but if it makes me laugh, chances are it’ll be up here!