deathbyotpin123:

breadbird:

natalieironside:

chainsawmansheart:

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here… I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr’s not asking for my phone number. It’s not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don’t have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

mollyjames:

soygal:

soygal:

mollyjames:

I do feel like it’s important to make one calculated bad decision a week. For your health.

You know what? You’re right

help I’m trapped in the shadow realm

Got another one girls

lovefromdean:

fallenandinlovewithhumanity:

mishas-assbutts:

HOW MANY TIMES HAS DEAN CAUGHT HIM??

How many times has Dean not caught him?

Looking through my old tags and this is looking more interesting

All this commotion about destiel becoming cannon has me crawling my way out of the woodwork back to this hell site. Even though I haven’t watched that show for 6+ years, those teenage fangirl feels were violently pulled back up from the news.

Though none of the people I follow are really fandom blogs anymore… new account maybe? Or mass delete and refollow?

use comic sans to write

arahir:

arahir:

i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.

last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real. 

something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.

if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.

it’s true

thelovelybones124:

nolovejustlust:

prideprejudce:

oh my god???

That dress is everything

Omg !!!

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

Listen hot dogs were created to reduce wasting parts of the animal, and tbh I support that.

1010meha:

sadmomhair:

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

africanaquarian:

pizzamenu:

Must be an important raccoon.

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

kuronachan:

tooiconic:

positivity-roses:

Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole 

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

Always important to remember; the enemy of feminism is not a particular lifestyle, the enemy of feminism is to not be able to choose.

hall–o–ween:

stormwaterwitch:

If there is one witchcraft aesthetic i’m completely in love with its that Deep Blue Fabric with the Gold Suns Moons and Stars all over it. I’ve ALWAYS wanted to own some of it but can never find it for the life of me

Literally my fave~

ironmanstan:

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

19

medusabraids:

lordparkjimin:

bop of the century

people weren’t lying when they said it was 20gayteen

eversolewd:

yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

speakertoyesterday:

identicaltomyself:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.